Sunday 29 April 2012

More recipes to make you fat!!!!!


 I have just discovered this super recipe site thanks to stumbleupon.

Enjoy!

 /http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/90Jfnr/:$x5bM6Eh:Y.3X2c+e/punchfork.com/from/Framed-Cooks/

Black Pepper and Lime Fries

http://www.framedcooks.com/2010/06/black-pepper-and-lime-fries.htm


  • Ingredients
  • categorized
  • original
  • This recipe is vegetarian
  • This recipe is gluten-free
  • Produce
  • Black pepper and lime fries (1)
  • Lime (1)
  • Potatoes, small wedges (1 1/2 pounds)
  • Cooking & Baking
  • Olive oil, extra virgin (3 tablespoons)
  • Pepper, freshly ground (1)
  • Sea salt (1)
  • Dairy
  • Parmesan cheese, grated (1/3 cup)

Thursday 26 April 2012

Recipe........... Slutty Brownies

This is a recipe found on Stumble Upon......have you tried the web site yet??  Brilliant.  You put in a lost of interests and they find websites for you, different every time you click!  You find all sorts of stuff you wouldn't otherwise....hence this recipe.  I swear I have put on weight just reading it.  Definitely one for the holidays when I won't have to move for a while after baking/eating these very sinful brownies.






Find the recipes and more delicious pictures on
 http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2bFBhn/:1$E3._fbc:XgQpSHAm/www.thelondoner.me/2011/06/slutty-brownies.html/


For those who are gluten free here is another version.

I’ve only been gluten free about two months so I’ve not yet mastered the art of gluten free baking. To be honest I never really mastered the art of baking at all and many of the gluten free recipes I’ve found online look not only time consuming but risky and costly so I’ve not experimented as much as I used to. I have a serious sweet tooth so passing on cakes and cookies at social gatherings has been though but I know what the outcome would be if I chose to indulge which keeps me in check, but still longing.
Recently many of my non gluten free friends have been blowing up Facebook with a recipe for “Slutty Brownies“. Ok so the name is wildly inappropriate I’ll admit, but this dessert is a chocolatey trifecta! The bottom layer is chocolate chip cookies followed by a layer of Oreos cookies then topped with brownies – what’s not to love?
On Friday a coworker brought in a batch to work and gave me one to try. I sniffed it for awhile weighing my options then decided that choosing to intentionally gluten myself the day before a 12 mile run was nothing short of insanity so I opted to give them to another coworker.  I watched her as she sunk her teeth into this heavenly treat, creepy yes, anxious to hear her response, which went a little something like this, “I’m in love.” It was at that moment I knew I had to figure out how to make a gluten free version of the “Slutty Brownie”.
There are a lot more gluten free options in the grocery stores these days for everything from Bisquick to Brownies.  I’ve experimented with a few and have found that some have a funky aftertaste while others taste very much like the full gluten versions of my past.
For this recipe  I choose Betty Crocker’s Gluten Free Chocolate Chip Cookie Mix in a box, mixed according to the directions , for my bottom layer;  for the middle layer I used Kinnikinnick Kinnitoos chocolate sandwich creme cookies; and for the top layer I used Betty Crocker’s Gluten Free Brownie Mix in a box, mixed according to directions.  It took a whopping 10 minutes to mix and assemble the ingredients. I placed each layer in an 8×8 glass pan and baked on 350 degrees for about 40 minutes.  It was just that easy and even more impressive, I didn’t burn them.
I waited a total of five minutes before I cut into them for a little taste test. The consistency and taste of each layer was just as I remembered. I cut up the rest of the pan once they cooled.  I was worried that they might crumble or fall apart but they came out perfectly. I enjoyed three-ish brownies today, my kids and husband each tried one and everyone gave them two big thumbs up.   I will definitely make these again, but next time I’ll try to show a little more self control.
 http://www.glutenfreeislife.com/?p=4822

Tuesday 24 April 2012

Messy Church takes over your life!

Or at least it takes over the living room.  We have so much stuff, all essential and no-where to store it in church so it stays here at the vicarage.



April 17th                   Theme.....Prayer

I plan for a dozen or so children and find by 3.45pm we have 27 children and 18 adults!  I have to go home for more jelly beans and we use up all the colouring sheets from Good Friday...thank goodness there were lots left over.

Snack this week....... hot dogs and ketchup....very popular.

Crafts..... cotton bud painting for tinies and water colours for older children.
Printing to decorate the Jelly Bean Prayer sheet
Puzzle sheets and colouring/drawing.
Books for a quiet read.


Service a bit noisy...the Easter Garden cuts down the space where the children can sit down but we had the story of the Importunate Widow, the Lord's prayer, singing and percussion and finished with quiet hymns.

I need to make more of the laminated hymn sheets with the qiet hymns on.

I stagger off with all the cover-up shirts to wash...how does little M get paint up the sleeves to the very top?

April 24th                Theme.... I am The Bread of Life

Crafts....making bread, I make the dough at home and we all shape a bread bun, after playing with it.  Thank goodness they are cooked before eating!

Playdough with rolling pins and shape cutters... this is rather sticky so lots of flour is employed and much fun (and mess) is had by all.  Much to my surprise the bigger children head for this table as well as the tinies.
Cotton bud painting and brush painting for the older ones



Puzzle and colouring sheets.  And plain paper added to this table by popular request.


We have sandwiches as the snack this week because we need the oven to cook the bread buns.

There are at least as many as last week.....J is trying to keep a register.

Fr D tells the story of Feeding the 5,000 and illustrates by sharing one of the very bread buns we have just baked.  Everyone is most impressed!

We need to keep the service part VERY short because some of the children have incredibly short attention spans.

























Friday 20 April 2012

IN A TOWN CALLED GROOM, TEXAS

 These photos and comments came via the internet.  What an amazing work .

IN A TOWN CALLED GROOM, TEXAS


This is about 70 miles from Amarillo outside of town
called Groom, TX.

(There is always someone stopped here to visit, pray, or meditate.
Trucks, buses, or single vehicles. Groom is a tiny town on I-40, but gets lots of visitors because of this.)



These are the pictures of the crucifixion of Christ, Sculptured from metal by a man near Amarillo, TX. The crosses are made of metal also. The man did this out of the kindness of his heart. Someone donated the land on which to erect them.



IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE.



IN BIOLOGY, HE WAS BORN WITHOUT THE NORMAL
CONCEPTION.



IN PHYSICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF GRAVITY
WHEN HE WALKED ON WATER AND THEN LATER,
ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN.




IN ECONOMICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF DIMINISHING RETURN BY FEEDING 5000 MEN WITH 2 FISHES & 5 LOAVES OF BREAD.





IN MEDICINE, HE CURED THE SICK AND THE BLIND
WITHOUT ADMINISTERING A SINGLE DOSE OF DRUGS.
IN HISTORY, HE IS THE BEGINNING AND THE END.





IN GOVERNMENT, HE SAID THAT HE SHALL BE CALLED WONDERFUL COUNSELOR, PRINCE OF PEACE.
IN RELIGION, HE SAID NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM; 



 SO, WHO IS HE?




 HE IS JESUS!


 LET'S CELEBRATE HIM; HE IS WORTHY.


THE EYES BEHOLDING THIS MESSAGE SHALL NOT
BEHOLD EVIL.



THE HAND THAT WILL SEND THIS MESSAGE TO
EVERYBODY SHALL NOT LABOR IN VAIN.


AND THE MOUTH SAYING AMEN TO THIS PRAYER
SHALL SMILE FOREVER

 REMAIN IN GOD AND SEEK HIS FACE ALWAYS. AMEN.


IN GOD, I'VE FOUND EVERYTHING!


The Greatest Man in History, Jesus, had no servants,
yet they called Him Master.

Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.

 Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.

 He had no army, yet kings feared Him..




He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

What an incredible display.This could be one of the last
surviving Christian symbols in the country!

Monday 16 April 2012

Messy Church 3

I've been so busy I missed posting the last 2 weeks of Messy Church.  Tuesday of Holy Week saw a predictable absence of folk.  I don't understand why folk think that Church Services stop for the school holidays.  Messy Church/Family Service is NOT a playgroup or club.  It's a Church Service and so runs every week, just as Sunday Services run every week.  We'll just have to educate them I suppose!

Holy Week.....weather too cold for the Easter Egg Hunt and we only had 2 folk so we made cards and ate pizza and had a lovely time.

Easter Week... I sent round a text so folk realised we were 'on' and we had much better attendance.  Once everyone had arrived and was busy with stencils and pictures I went round the Church garden gaily dropping Easter Eggs and then realised that anyone passing could come in and take them all so I dashed back in, gathered the children, showed them my empty basket and they were off.  Soon my basket was full again and much fun was had by all. They fell on the pizza and garlic bread with relish! and then went back to finish off their art work whilst I bagged up the little chocolate eggs and chicks.

Our service:  we had lots of little ones so we did the 'where is ...., there she is...' song (See and Know) adapting it to 'come to messy church' rather than 'see and know'.  Then we had the Easter story whilst sitting round the Easter Garden, a percussion accompanied song and quiet prayers.  D blessed the eggs and we all went home clutching works of art and bags of goodies.

Wednesday I spent the whole day preparing the next 2 months Messy Church activities.  It took the whole day but by teatime I had a shopping list and 9 week's activities planned.  This is especially important because we are away for 4 of those weeks and our helpers need plenty of notice of what they will be doing.

Thursday 5 April 2012

Passover


Passover

Each Holy Week we have a Passover service, which incorporates a 3 course dinner. We have a form of service which has a similar form to the Jewish service but which incorporates the words which Jesus said as He shared the bread and the wine. During the service we remember the Exodus, eating bitter herbs (watercress for us) dipped in salty water for the bitter tears of slavery, unleavened bread (Matzos) eaten with haroset (chopped nuts, grated apple and a little wine) and we have a few hymns. We drink all the toasts.
Then dinner is served. If we could we would have a roast lamb dinner but with the numbers we have and the tiny church kitchen it's not possible, so we do what we do for Burn's Night and use the slow cookers. These are plugged in during the afternoon so the casserole is good and hot. We have a bread bun for everyone, casserole (veggie alternative if needed) gateau or trifle or fruit pie and cream for dessert, cheese and biscuits, tea and coffee.
Then before anyone gets up to go home we finish the Passover with a final toast, prayers and a last hymn.
It's a lovely service which helps us to follow in Jesus's footsteps during that last week before His death. Most people then go to the Maundy Thursday service and vigil, the Good Friday noon vigil and the Easter Eve service. By Easter Sunday we have walked with Christ, as near as we are able, and Easter comes alive again.

Organising it

We have a version of a bring and share meal....I work out what we need and then tell everyone what they need to bring. So there's no money to collect and we can accommodate last minute extras. I ask Mums to make the casseroles... they know what their family likes, single folk bring wine, some bring the cheese and biscuits, some bring desserts....one of our Polish Mums makes spectacular tray bakes so that's what I ask her to bring.
I get a small team to help set up the day before; this year it will be after Tuesday afternoon's Messy Church. We lay the tables, use place cards and generally make it look inviting. People arrive a little early to find their places.
One of the Polish girls said how nice it is to have a meal together and get to know one another. They don't do that in her church (not sure if she means in Poland or here in the UK) It's a really good way to draw new folk into the congregation. This year I'm expecting 40 but it could change as there's a nasty bug going around!


Images from Bitsela 


Tuesday


My husband realises there won't be enough service booklets.  Numbers have risen to 44 after Messy Church.


After Messy Church we get the tables set up and laid with place settings.  We really need to get more side plates...some have to use brightly coloured  paper side plates.  Still it looks very jolly.  D puts all the church candlesticks on the tables.  I hope I haven't forgotten anyone and that I've seated everyone with the folk they want to sit with.


At home I make a list of all the bits and pieces I need to take over tomorrow and then I count the slow cookers to make sure we'll have enough.


 Wednesday 12 noon


There's snow on the ground though it's thawing fairly quickly.   
The phone rings, it's one of the folk coming tonight and she says she's snowed in!  Since she's cooking the main course for her family of 8 she's not sure what to do and neither am I.  She doesn't really live very far out.  I try ringing her daughter and leave a message.  We can cope with a couple extra but if 8 of her family come without their share of food then there'll be a problem.


2.30pm I head over to church to plug in the slow cookers, turn on the heating and check over the tables.









2.45pm D arrives with R out keyboard player to set up for tonight.
 
3pm  Home for a while.
 
5pm Nip over to stir casseroles and turn down as needed.
 
6pm  Back to church to finish setting up....putting out haroset, matzos, salty water, watercress.
 
6.15pm  Folk start arriving and I am busy sorting out plates for desserts, cheese boards and putting out the bread bunsThe family of 8 arrives, minus the 2 girls who apparently have gone to town and not come back yet!  We open lots of wine.
 
6.40pm  I text the late comers and they soon arrive.
 
Looking down the tables I see we have Roman Catholics, Polish families, a charismatic (in the church sense) Frenchman, people from Lancashire and the Yorkshire folk.  Quite a mix. 

6.45pm  Passover begins with hymns and prayers very similar to those Jesus would have used.

7.10pm  We eat dinner.












 8.10pm  Dinner being over we finish the Passover with more prayers, toasts and hymns.

8.30pm The big clear up begins....church needs to be put back to Sunday format for the Maundy Thursday services tomorrow.
The dirty pots and glasses go to the Vicarage to be washed in the Vicarage dishwasher.  We stagger off home.












Wednesday 4 April 2012

And then there was snow...again

As I look out at the snow it is hard to believe that only 10 days ago we were visiting the RHS gardens at Harlow Carr, Harrogate.  It was a really warm day; short sleeves were the order of the day. Today I'm sitting with jumper, thick cardi, socks and slippers, with the heating on full blast because it's turned so cold!