Friday 23 March 2012

MESSY CHURCH 1


MESSY CHURCH AT OUR CHURCH

Because there are increasing numbers of people who find attending Sunday morning service difficult............ children's sports fixtures, having to work etc. we have tried to provide a mid-week service designed for parents and children, though anyone is most welcome to come along.

There is an additional need, that of getting a child into the local Church school. If parents need to 'get in on church attendance' our local school has just set that qualification as 'at least twice a month, for 2 years', impossible if you have to work on a Sunday morning.

We have tried various formats and times but it is difficult to find a time which suits parents at the same time as enabling folk who are working to be part of the team. At one point there was just my husband (the vicar) and myself and that fell apart when I had to spend increasing amounts of time out of town looking after my ancient parents, so the family service lapsed.

In response to requests from parents we had a meeting a couple of weeks ago in the local pub and sorted out a basic team, a format for the service and a time.... straight after school on Tuesdays, every week except for the Tuesday after Christmas and August, using a Messy Church format and starting in 2 weeks. The first of the new services was last Tuesday.

2pm Tuesday
D and I go across to church to set up tables and chairs. Although we had asked at PCC for helpers none has come forward, so it's just the two of us and since I refuse to move the desperately heavy, unstackable chairs it's down the the vicar, as usual. I go up to the office to photocopy colouring/puzzle sheets. I'll have to err on the side of caution since we have no idea how many will/ will not come.

2.20pm
I put out craft materials, puzzle sheets etc, hymn sheets on chairs, music ready for our keyboard player, service outline and talk outline on the altar ready for the service part of the session.

2.30pm A lovely lady, M, arrives (she was at the meeting) to organise the kitchen, drinks and biscuits for early arrivals. The local schools from whom we expect to get most of our children all finish at different times so we have decided to serve drinks and a biscuit as they arrive to help cope with this.

D goes across the road to ASDA to buy drinks, including sugar free for the diabetic lad we know will be there.

2.45pm
R our keyboard player arrives and gets set up in her corner.


I get all the crayons and pens in church and throw out the duds, sharpen the pencil crayons and get them onto the tables ready for use.
We label the drink bottles and biscuit tin 'Messy Church' so we don't use up the supplies for Sundays.

2.50pm
I go through the box of pictures to colour, which is used during Sunday services, throw out those which have been drawn on, save some which will be great for future Messy services and put the rest back into the box for Sunday.

3pm
I plug in the slow cooker, with water and a bowl of chocolate pieces to melt ready to make chocolate crispies. Our theme is 'taste and see that the Lord is good' so we're making something good to taste.

3.10pm
Our first arrivals. Drinks and biscuits.

Things start to hot up. One little Asian lad decides he will leap up onto the baby soft play mat which has been safely stored on top of the chairs at the back of the church (it's part of the play group's equipment) and I make sure he comes down! No other child tries to do this.
Children enjoy drinks, biscuits and go off to choose an activity.

3.30pm
The chocolate has melted so the first children rush up to make their crispies.

3.40pm
We are in full swing, J is collecting names so we can keep a check on who's there (essential if they need to prove church attendance), D is chatting, parents are chatting, though we would really prefer them to be 'dong' crafty things with their children. I see we have 3 childminders with their charges, great! Children are getting the idea that they can do one activity and then go to another. We make extra crispies for those who don't want to make one.

3.45pm
K and P have prepared a more substantial snack..... sausages and cheesy tortillas, and children are diverted from crafts to the snack table, and back again.
It looks like it's all going rather well.

4.10pm
The crispies being finished I tidy away the equipment and put the trays of goodies on the altar, away from little fingers.

Looking around I can see some children have done as much as they want.

4.20pm
I get out the bells and start to ring up at the altar. People stop so I ring and beckon and they all get the message and come up to the altar. We have enough chairs set in a semi-circle in the sanctuary for the Mums and so the children sit on the carpet. They are very squashed (we had a really big turn out and are delighted to have this problem) so for next week we'll need to move the altar back.

4.30pm
Our service is underway and we enjoy a talk about biscuits (trust the Name! Taste and see) and play our (noisy) percussion, have an action song and then we quiet down for prayers...and they do all quiet down, in spite of their bouncing around with excitement when the Vicar promises them more biscuits from his special packet as they go home!

We finish with 2 quiet songs, 'May God's Blessing Surround You Each Day' and what I know as 'the Tweenies going home song'.

4.50pm
Almost everyone has gone, J is giving away the last of the crispies, D is chatting to a Mum and I am finally getting to know the lass who lives at the bottom of the Vicarage garden in the old rectory.

5pm
I stagger home leaving 'someone else' to finish the tidying up, incredibly tired and heartily glad that I have left baked potatoes in the oven.

Resource pages at the top of the blog


PIOUS THOUGHTS, or not ??



SMART ASS
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over

and help him.. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried
horribly. Then, to everyone's amazem
ent he
quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.


Remember the five simple rules to be happy:


Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

Live simply and appreciate what you have.

Give more.

Expect less.


NOW ...........


Enough of that .............
The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock..



MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:


When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

Wednesday 21 March 2012

LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU

Inner Peace
 
I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A Dr. on TV said that to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more "calm" in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bodle of Vodka, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.


 
WHERE I HAVE AND HAVE NOT BEEN

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.  Apparently, you can't go alone.  You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito.  I hear no one recognizes you there.  I have, however, been in Sane.  They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.  I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work..
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt.  That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.  I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.  One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense!  It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!  At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

But one place I don’t ever want to be is in Continent.

Have a nice day!

SIGNS OF SPRING...AT LAST

Photos taken today..............................Spring has sprung
                                               The grass is riz
                                               I wonder where da birdie is?
                                               Some say da bird is on da wing
                                               But that's absurd
                                               The wing is always on da bird!





       

I'VE JUST SOLD MY MOBILE PHONE

What do you do when you smash your new, expensive mobile phone?  Claim on the insurance.  And if you don't have insurance?  You can sell it.  Really, even broken phones have a value.  

How to do it?  Get on the old internet and google 'sell my mobile'.



Top Dollar is a much recommended site and that's the one I used.  We had a collection of old/broken phones so I put in the details for each one and got a price.  My super duper smart phone, the one no-one even knows how it got broken, was worth £124.  I couldn't believe it.  Even the really old, simple phone was worth £1.50.

So, you get the price on the website and then you sent off details to the company.  They then send you a prepaid envelope with a proof of posting form and full instructions.  You charge up the phones, leave in the battery, remove the SIM and any memory card, bubble wrap and post.  Simple.  It really is that simple.  Keep the charger.  They don't want it.

Then you should get an email saying the phone(s) has arrived and how much will be credited into the bank, and that's it.  The money is in the bank in a couple of days.  A cheque takes a bit longer and they may make a small deduction to cover costs.

In my case I originally priced 5 phones but couldn't find a charger for one of them so only sent 4.  The company sent an email telling me of the discrepancy and we sorted it out.  This company is professional, fast and honest.  What more could you ask for? 

http://www.sellmymobile.com/topdollarmobile/

phone clipart from http://classroomclipart.com/






Monday 19 March 2012

COMPARING THE PRICE OF PETROL

Thanks to my friend S who sent me this.



THIS WILL MAKE YOU THINK!
Compared with Petrol......
Think a gallon of petrol is expensive?
This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.
Diet Apple Juice 16 oz £1.29 ........... £10.32 per gallon.
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz £1.19 ........... £9.52 per gallon.
Ocean Spray 16 oz £1.25 ............ £10.00 per gallon.
Brake Fluid 12 oz £3.15 ............. £33.60 per gallon.
Vick’s Nyquil 6 oz £8.35 ........ £178..13 per gallon.
Pepto Bismol 4 oz £3.85 ........... £123.20 per gallon.
Tippex (White out)7 oz £1.39 .......................... £5.42 per gallon.
And this is the REAL KICKER.
Evian water 9 oz £1.49 ……….. £21.19 per gallon.
£21.19 for WATER and the buyers don’t even know the source.

(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

You don’t even want to compare it with perfume or after shave.

Ever wonder why printers are so cheap?


So they have you hooked for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink at ................. (you won’t believe it .... but it is true .......)
£5,200 per gal ... (five thousand two hundred pounds)
So, the next time you’re at the pump, be glad your car doesn’t run on water, or Tippex, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or, worst of all Printer Ink!
Just a little humour to help ease the pain of your next trip to the petrol pump.
And

If you don’t pass this link along to at least one person, your exhaust will fall off!!

Issued on behalf of OPEC

DON'T STRESS THE SMALL STUFF

Many thanks to my good friend C who sent this.  It's very true!


A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience; with a raised glass of water, and everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'..... she fooled them all... "How heavy is this glass of water?", she inquired with a smile.
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter.  It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes."
She continued, "and that's the way it is with stress. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden
becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on."
"As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced.
So, as early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night... pick them up tomorrow.
Whatever burdens you're carrying now, let them down for a moment. Relax, pick them up later after you've rested. Life is short. Enjoy it and the now 'supposed' stress that you've conquered!"
1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon,
 and some days you're the statue!
2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker..
5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it..
7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8 * Never buy a car you can't push.
9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
  Just get up and dance.
11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.
13 * When everything's coming your way,
 you're in the wrong lane.

Friday 16 March 2012

PHOTOS OF THE GARDEN TAKEN AUGUST 2011

 Photos taken by granddaughter number 1, using her posh camera, August 2011, in the Vicarage garden.


























Granddaughter number 2